December 2009
93 posts
Hermione looked across the lake to the far bank,...
Hermione Granger: What'll happen to it, do you think? Will it be all right?
Ron Weasley: You sound like Hagrid. It's a dragon, Hermione, it can look after itself. It's us we need to worry about.
Hermione Granger: What do you mean?
Ron Weasley: Well, I don't know how to break it this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts.
i'm not kidding when i say this brought tears to... →
alexisambivalent:
HP&DH trailer.
I love you to bits Alexis.
Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts
fuckyeahvoldemort:
bearmustard:
I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate hat they are “covered in bees” No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures Class Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology “I’ve heard every possible...
Daily Doze of Mojo Jojo
Mojo Jojo: I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different. I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again. I am clear, concise, to the point!
you baby, now I’m the real boy wonder.
Hermione put the vanquished Horcrux into the beaded bag, then climbed back into her bed and settled down without another word.
Ron passed Harry the new wand.
Harry Potter: About the best you could hope for, I think.
Ron Weasley: Yeah. Could've been worse. Remember those birds she set on me?
Hermione Granger: I still haven't ruled it out.
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Hermione: Ron, you know full well Harry and I were brought up by Muggles! We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—
Ron: What’s that, an illness?
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Luna Lovegood: And that's Smith of Hufflepuff with the Quaffle. He did the commentary last time, of course, and Ginny Weasley flew into him, I think probably on purpose, it looked like it. Smith was being quite rude about Gryffindor, I expect he regrets that now he's playing them - oh, look, he's lost the Quaffle. Ginny took it from him. I do like her, she's very nice...
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Ron: An Unbreakable Vow? Nah, he can’t have.... Are you sure?
Harry: Yes I’m sure. Why, what does it mean?
Ron: Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow...
Harry: I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.
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Teaspoon? No, Blunt Axe.
Nearly Headless Nick: 'Harry Potter knows that he can confide in me with complete confidence,' I told them. 'I would rather die than betray his trust.'
Ron: That's not saying much, seeing as you're already dead
Nearly Headless Nick: Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe
I think I should read the series again.
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I'm Tall
Hermione: *to harry* And you've been through all that persecution from the ministry when they were trying to make out you were unstable and a liar. You can still see the marks on the back of your hand where that evil woman made you write with your own blood, but you stuck to your story anyway....
Ron: You can still see where those brains got hold of me at the ministry, look-- *shakes back his sleeves*
Hermione: *ignores ron* And it doesn't hurt that you've grown about a foot over the summer either
Ron: I'm tall
difficult
Hermione Granger: "Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."
Harry Potter: "Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?"
Wishing that people would stop posting DH pictures...
“Excuse me sir, but can you direct me to the location of where I can locate some...”
– Mojo Jojo
Make love not horcruxes.
that made me laugh. haha.
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OMG BRITTANY MURPHY 'S DEAD????
alexisambivalent:
ACTRESS Brittany Murphyhas died at the age of 32.
The movie beauty — who starred in such films asClueless, 8 Mile, and Don’t Say a Word — passed away early Sunday morning after she went into full cardiac arrest and could not be revived, TMZ reports.
oh my GOD. o_O
Damn. I just found out. :( So sad, so young.
Alexis' cat has a life.
alexisambivalent:
and he has a girlfriend.
He honestly looks like Crookshanks
